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Monday, December 5, 2011

Rule #1


Everyday life is really pretty simple. As George Carlin in his infinite wisdom explained, you don't really need the 10 commandments. Clearly you can simplify that list dramatically. I like to call it rule number one. All of the others can be summed up with this simple rule.

RULE #1 DON'T BE A DOUCHE BAG

If you need any kind of clarification on this you have already violated the rule.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

;-) Yup.

randompawses said...

Unfortunately, some people need to have that tattoo'd on their foreheads so they can see the reminder every time they look in the mirror. I can think of a few; bet you can, too.