"Cause That's How I Roll"

OK, Im not even sure how to start this. People who use this term drive me fuc*ing nuts. ever since 911 this term has been in vogue. It's right up there on my list of overused, misunderstood, undervalued words, sayings between hero and fireman. Let me give you a perfect example of just how stupid this saying is. Last shift we were dispatched to the local elementary school for an "assault". Any normal person would construe this to be a couple of school kids getting into it on the playground and some teacher going off the deep end for no other reason then she is incapable of dealing with two angry nine year olds and a bloody nose. BUT NO not in my line of work. Let me paint a picture for you. The day at school starts with two kindergartners (Yes we are talking about two five year old girls here.) getting into some retarded five year old argument that results in some hitting. So five year old A hits five year old B. Over the course of the morning the school notifies mom A and mom B that their precious spots of sunshine have gotten into a tussle at school and they all need to have some kind of metro sexual meeting to resolve the anger issues of the afore mentioned five year olds. Now the stage is set for some hard core white trash Jerry Springer shit. Low and behold mom A and mom B meet in the parking lot on the way into the liberal hug fest that is now our way of dealing with things in this country and out comes a little bit of good old Americana! Somewhere between the car and the entrance to the school words are exchanged between mom A and mom B resulting in mom A punching mom B in the suck with a pair of BRASS FUC*ING KNUCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya baby!!!!!!!!! Take that! As we are loading mom B into the ambulance with a shattered jaw mom B's in the back of the police car. What was her reason for this reaction? That's right you guessed it! "I'm from east L.A. and that's how I roll". Are you fuc*ing kidding me? Well madam why don't you roll right on over to jail while your precious little spot of sunshine rolls into foster care for Christmas. I swear to God I hate people. How could you destroy your child's Christmas because "that's how you roll"? What a maroon! Anyone useing the term "that's how I roll" probably should just roll off a cliff and die. But that's just my opinion because ya know.............................thats how I roll.