"MY ENGRISH NOT SO GOOD"

Last night was the night from hell! 13 Calls 10 transports in 12 hours or something close to that! HOWEVER!!!!! every turd has it's bright spot! Fortunately last nights had two. One Im going to let go. She was really sick so she gets a pass the other not so much. We get dispatched to a liquor store in the heart of darkness for an assault (I know big surprise). As I walk in the fire medic and the police are looking at our pt in absolute exasperation and disgust while this dill hole "Pt" continues to ring up customers! Clearly this is a set up for some really funny shit! This guy for the third time in two weeks had chased people out of his store because they pissed him off. Not because they had stolen anything! He just doesn't like a particular ethnic group. Every friggin time he chases someone out of the store he gets his ever loving ass kicked LOL! The poor medic from the fire department is trying to asses this guy while he rings up a line of untermench who are getting their nightly ration of ripple and yelling at mock five in a combination of Korean and engrish! "Sir did you pass out when you were hit?" "NO I NO PISS OFF" What? No sir did you pass out? "I NO FUCKING PISS OFF. YOU NO SPEAK ENGRISH?" OMFG! REARRY! LOL! After ten minutes of this the cops had finally had enough and blocked the guys shop door. At this point the guy went ape shit. "YOU NO CROSE MY DOOR!" Fuck you pal you called us! You're getting assessed ghetto style! You just cant make this shit up. It's what makes nights last last night bearable. That and having a partner thats worth her weight in gold!