Sturgis Bound Baby!

Here it is Saturday morning and I'm sitting at work looking at the upcoming Sturgis trip and trying to plan all of the stops. Lets see.......

1. Waterford MI @ Aunt Pat's house for cabbage rolls.
2. St Paul MN @ John Martin's for all around shananigans.
3. Whitewood SD @ Mr. & Mrs. Westburg's for STURGIS

Holy Shit I can't wait! We will be leaving on the morning of the 31st and returning between the 10th and the 12th. 4000+ miles, a sore ass and an all around great time! We will be hitting the following places while there and I will do my best to post pictures and comments as we go.

1. KISS at the Buffalo Chip
2. Jackyl at The Full Throttle
3. The Broken Spoke Saloon
4. Little Big Horn
5. Devils Tower
6. Mount Rushmore
7. The Stone House Saloon
8. Deadwood

And whatever the hell else strikes my fancy like the worlds largest ball of string or something similar.

The bike is ready ($431 10,000 mile check up and lube) The bags are almost packed and I just want to get the F&%K out of here and ride!

What a maroon!

This footage rocks! Check out the youtube footage of the insurgent mortar exploding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9cAEkkhngw

Get This

OK here we go. Deep breath........
I transported this guy this morning who called due to his vomiting blood. I got on scene as the EMT's were working on a pressure and doing the EMT thing in general. All it took was one look at this guy to know he was not in a good place. Picture this. Johnny Depp minus 100 pounds covered in tattoos and track marks with eyes as yellow as a diabetics urine. OK he didn't look at all like Johnny Depp more like death eating a cracker in an lazy boy. He looks up at me with the wisdom every heroin / meth addict seems to have and says "I don't feel so good". Well no shit sparky. You have spent the last 25 years pumping draino into your body while smoking house hold cleaning chemicals. While this is going on his wife pipes off with "the blood is still in the sink if you want to see it"! What the hell I'm game. After instructing the EMT's to get him outside and spike two bags for me I follow pizza the hut in a moomoo back into the bathroom of the living hell of a trailer I have found my self in making sure not to kick over the baby's toys or the graphics bong. To my amazement there is no less than 1000 cc's of clotted blood in the sink. Enough for the Goverment to declare this place a Superfund haz mat site given the petrie dish I have for a patient. Once again Pizza pipes off with more wonderful info "there was at least that much in the toilet but I flushed that cause I had to go pee." REALLY?! Did you really need to give me that mental image at 0705 in the morning? With this little tid bit of info I sallied forth unto my bambolance to begin replacing fluid into the stick man who's lost a third of his volume and has a pressure of somewhere around 60. As I'm getting ready to stick this guy he looks at me and says "hey man I don't like needles" Are you F*&@#&^ kidding me? Your covered in tattoos and track marks! I replied how do ya feel about coffins? He didn't get it. He got two 14g IVs and 2400 cc's of fluid before I got him to the ER and had a pressure of 80/40. Nice as could be in the ambulance. He gets in the ER and starts yelling "I feel fine I don't need the F*&^*$@ gown I'm not staying. There are some people on the planet that should not be allowed to dial 911. What a maroon.

HOLY SHIT!

OK,

WTF is this all about. At what point do you look in the mirror and say "ya a bikini just isn't the right garment for me" For the love of God this broad has friggen gills! I mean this is as bad as the 70 year old guy who's as tan as Gandhi in the bright green banana hammock walking around the pool. For the love of God please! What was it the bald chick on TV said "STOP THE INSANITY!" More to follow today on arrogant assholes who are your best friend and as nice as they can be when they think they are dying and than become monumental penises when they realize they might just pull through. Film at 11. Tina I'm back I expect you to read every day! ;0)

Im back with a new name!

OK here it is. After some hard thought and gentle persuasion I have decided to start blogging again. I don't have a really good reason for dropping the previous blog and I won't bother making up a decent story. I will be rebuilding this blog over the next few days so please be patient. Thank you for the encouragement and support in getting back on track.