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Friday, July 18, 2008

HOLY SHIT!


OK,

WTF is this all about. At what point do you look in the mirror and say "ya a bikini just isn't the right garment for me" For the love of God this broad has friggen gills! I mean this is as bad as the 70 year old guy who's as tan as Gandhi in the bright green banana hammock walking around the pool. For the love of God please! What was it the bald chick on TV said "STOP THE INSANITY!" More to follow today on arrogant assholes who are your best friend and as nice as they can be when they think they are dying and than become monumental penises when they realize they might just pull through. Film at 11. Tina I'm back I expect you to read every day! ;0)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gross. They shouldn't even make bikinis that big. A rule of thumb: if it takes three yards of spandex, it's a fashion faux pas. What gets me, is it's these porkers who end up with bad knees and slipped discs and high blood pressure and they have no idea why.

Gar.

Anonymous said...

who's the monumental penis you speak of? Cause I have had about enough of the monumental-penis-with-the-not-so-much I'm dealing with. Maybe they could be friends.

Blackwidow said...

Scott - glad you are back - I was on vacation for a week and then it took me a week to catch up on all the crap that got stacked on my desk while I was gone. Now trying to catch up with family and friends.

Blackwidow said...

Oh, by the way, do you know if anyone has informed Alaska that the "tundra" is missing??? Holy SHIT!!!