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Friday, April 15, 2011

If the Shoe Fits.........


Ok,

Who the fuck names their kid Allegra? Yes I know it means happiness. It's almost as stupid as "Quadleesha". No I'm not making that up. It blows my mind how some parents will condemn their child to at least 18 years of torture because they think a name is cool. I knew a guy all through elementary and high school named Toby. Maybe you can pull that off if your last name is Keith but as a little kid in the central US it's a curse. That poor kid got screwed with non stop. "Are your parents black etc? What's your name boy?" Once again it was not a time when anyone gave a shit about being racially sensitive or at least pretended to. It seems the closer you get to the center of a city the stranger the names and spelling gets. I mean Shonquea? What the fuck is that? Do they mean Shanequa? Did I even spell that right? I mean whatever happened to names like Sarah, Kim or Beth? I mean why do people spend so much time trying to be different and then bitch when they get treated differently? I mean what the fuck? If you walk around like a circus freak don't be surprised when people treat you like one! Has anyone ever stopped to think that we are Americans first? You're not a Mexican, African, German or whatever American. YOU'RE AN AMERICAN for christ sakes! Maybe if people would spend a little less time and effort proving how different they are we would all realize how similar we really are. It's bullshit. Just be an American and stop sucking the tit of society.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I grew up with a girl whose name (I swear this is true) was Candy Cane. I don't think she became a stripper.

Scott said...

Maybe she should have........Or wait! Even better a porn star!